i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”
Round 1 of 8, Group 2 of 8
What is the most episode of television?
Angel: The Series: 5.22 Not Fade Away
H2O Just Add Water: 2.12 Fish Fever
show results
propaganda and summaries are under the cut (May include spoilers)
i think you'll stay
I really don't know what to tell you. Twenty-two months ago I started writing a silly little coffee shop AU where Buffy was a long-suffering barista at Giles' coffee shop and Spike William was the dorky customer she ran illegal latte experiments on and who definitely didn't have any weird secret hobbies or anything. Then it turned out that this fic was cursed and/or prophetic and I stopped being able to write for a year and a half. But now I'm back and I finished the motherfucker. Welcome to the Bean Box, bitch.
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Rating: E
Word Count: ~75k
Pairing(s): Spike/Buffy, Buffy & Dawn
Summary:
Buffy says, "No, but see, the thing is that good things look a lot like good things until you find out they're bad things, and I am really just full-up on bad things forever, thanks. Only lukewarm things for Buffy."
"That's the spirit, B!" Faith claps Buffy hard on the back, spilling some of William's coffee onto her shoes. "Let ole Willy warm ya up."
"Extremely not what I meant," says Buffy.
AKA: The one where Buffy works at a coffee shop and William is her favorite customer.










